I once had a teacher who didn’t speak or smile
He was also quite tall and had a bad sense of style
His name was Count Orlok and he always seemed odd
Rumor goes he sucked the blood from my classmate Todd
He always seemed to stand there with his eyes open wide
And kept the curtains closed so we never saw outside
He only let us color with crayons black and white
His desk was a coffin, which he slept in through the night
Instead of routine detention he bit my best friend Drew
Worst teacher in the world, also known as Nosferatu
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